Sex, Balls, and MEH.

Heh. I’m mocking my own Sexy Quota. That title came to me out of nowhere (or maybe it was the Lucky Charms I was just eating) and it was too supremely awesome not to use. Anyhoodle-doodle. After rescheduling twice because of missing paperwork, we are finally ready to close on my house tomorrow.

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