http://theovereducatednympho.com too smart and too horny for her own good Fri, 09 May 2008 13:04:54 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I've met many guys who have named their cocks. Sometimes the name is normal, or at least not weird, and sometimes the name is very very weird. I shared one of my favorite WTF stories as the Friday Fellatrix on The Fellatrices blog, a site dedicated to all things blowjob. ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2008/05/09/friday-fellatrix-marco-polo/ After a lot of anticipation (intimidation, fine, shut up), I finally had sex with The Marine tonight. Or attempted to have sex. No, it wasn't the Superdick specifically that halted our efforts, it was The Marine's lack of proper protection. Dude. They teach this shit in Boy Scouts, and I'm ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2008/05/08/listen-to-boy-scouts/ On Friday night I went to a party with The Marine. There he introduced me to all his coworkers and then loaded me up on margaritas and authentic Mexican food fresh out of the deep fryer. Everything was so nice, everyone was so relaxed--this is how I always feel around ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2008/05/07/first-sleepover/ I think all the naked time is getting to me. Clogging the brain. Blinding me. I can barely function as a normal human being. Of course this also happened when I went long periods without getting laid, so go shut the hell up. And now I have to go to ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2008/05/06/i-blame-the-tookus-ouchus/ When I started dating two guys (why yes I AM going to brag about that for as long as I can--consider it payback for the 7.5 months without sex, thank you), I gave myself the "be responsible" speech and talked with each one about the last time we got tested ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2008/05/02/friday-fellatrix-talk-stds/ On Monday night I went over to The Marine's to hang out. Get my naked on. Whatever. It was only my second time at his apartment, our third "date"--not that I'm sure it counts if I show up with fast food and no make-up. We ate our food and talked ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2008/05/01/marine-basic-training/ When you start dating or sleeping with someone, it seems natural that you would take each other to your places. Apparently I am freakishly protective over my apartment, because I have no desire to bring back Jazz Man or The Marine to my apartment. Maybe it's the clutter, the messy ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2008/04/30/your-place-not-mine/ Call me a dirty whore, but I love it when a guy cums on my face. I think there is nothing hotter or more animal than a guy hovering above me with a hard cock about to shoot his load. When he cums on my face I lick it all ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2008/04/28/shoot-eye-out/ Dating again is awesome. Dating two guys at the same time is double awesome. Writing about dating two guys is exhausting. After a Saturday filled with helping some friends move, a crawfish boil with The Marine, a friend's dinner party, and naked time with Jazz Man, I spent nearly all ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2008/04/28/ask-me-again-after-i-catch-up-on-sleep/ Within minutes of walking in The Marine's apartment on Wednesday, he gave me a present. On our first date I had mentioned that I love collecting weird little things for my desk at work, and I could tell he was storing that information in the "ways to make Vix happy" ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2008/04/25/non-committal-cartoon-elephants-toothbrush/ This evening I went over to The Marine's apartment to "not watch a movie." Without being cramped into the front seat of a car, we were able to have a lot more fun. Now let me just say-- Wow. The Marine has the biggest cock I have ever seen in my ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2008/04/24/base-camp-one-superdick/ Last night The Marine and I went on our first date. We met at a little Vietnamese restaurant that he swore was the most authentic Vietnamese food he could find in the city. When I walked in and saw that I was the only white person, I knew he was ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2008/04/23/marine-first-mission/ Okay, I've had The Talk with Jazz Man and now The Marine about where this is(n't) going (a.k.a. Schmoopie Town, a few stops before Babyville), and I've let them know I'm casually dating other people. Since I think it's safe to say both will be in my life for a ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2008/04/22/jazz-man-vs-marine/ Tonight I finally went on my first date with The Marine, postponed from Friday due to an ill-timed sore throat. We had a fantastic time together. I'm going to keep this short because it's two in the morning and I'm still recovering from my cold. Details to follow later. Here's ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2008/04/22/orientation-with-the-marine/ I've got my first date with The Marine in an hour and a half. I love this phase of the dating... specifically, before I know any better. I love fantasizing about how much fun the date will be, how nice he'll smell, how cool he'll be, how much I'll want ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2008/04/21/anticipation/