http://theovereducatednympho.com too smart and too horny for her own good Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:20:17 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en On Saturday night, I went to a party at some new swanky club. Considering I got laid off over a month ago, it took twice the normal amount of effort to look presentable because I had spent the last four days in the same pair of pajamas. That meant instead ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2010/02/23/black-glitter-bitches/ People are pissed. You have every right to be. I'm sorry. If you want to scream at me, go right ahead. I'm leaving the comments open even though I know readers will be throwing daggers at me from all sides. Why have I been so rude about refunds? It's stupid, ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2010/02/21/the-book-and-the-blog/ Three and a half weeks ago, I got laid off. After the partners herded us into our designated conference rooms for the mass lay-offs, I cried in the lobby restroom for an hour. Then I went home, started drinking, and got to work. http://theovereducatednympho.com/2010/02/08/building-vixens-empire-intro/ ...and I was all mopey because no one left comments on my last post. Then I realized that once again I forgot to check the "allow comments" option on wordpress. It's a good thing I can tell a killer knock-knock joke, because my brains definitely check out from time to ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2010/01/11/back-from-vacation/ I meant to write a "by the way, I'm going out of town on vacation for two weeks" post before I left the country, but it took forever to pack for the SNOW in Texas concurrently with the desert climate of the Middle East, yada yada drive family drink cry ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2009/12/30/gone-on-vacation/ The other day my father mentioned in an email that he once knew person so-and-so. My eyes popped open. I went back and reread the sentence twice. My father knew the minister of what of WHAT COUNTRY?! The words hit me like a baseball bat to the gut. I know ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2009/12/20/in-the-shadows-extraordinary/ I have debated for a couple days whether or not to post the entire email/text message dialogue between Dominic and myself, but things have declined to complete crap so quickly since I told him I didn't want to see him anymore. Besides that, I'm tired and pissy and stressed as ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2009/12/16/dominic-decline-crazy/ A lot has happened lately and of course it has all happened at the same time, so please humor me for catching everyone up in an abbreviated manner. http://theovereducatednympho.com/2009/12/15/updates-dominic-job/ I'm lonely. I feel it every time my palm rests on the pillow next to mine in bed. I feel it in the coolness of the cotton cloth. No one's head lays there. No one's body warms the other half of the bed. It's just me. I used to sleep in ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2009/12/10/empty-side-bed/ ... just having a hard time with the current post, and I don't want to switch to something else in case I lose my nerve. I've been working on this for two or maybe three weeks now. Damn. It's one of those ones that twists me inside out. The title ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2009/12/03/not-dead-just-thinking/ For those who crave regular shots of Vix-flavored snark during the Thanksgiving holiday, you can follow me on Twatter (known as "Twitter" to the masses). Although I probably won't be blogging, I will be twattering frequently starting early this afternoon when I arrive at my folks' place for Thanksgiving. Where ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2009/11/26/happy-thanksgiving-3/ When Dominic picked me up, he asked what I wanted to do for dinner. I used to say "you!" Instead I directed him to my favorite greasy Chinese take-out place. We watched a movie and drank cheap red wine. He kept scooting closer to me on the couch. I silently ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2009/11/25/break-up-dominic/ On Friday night I stopped at Target on my way home to buy dog food. Just dog food. I strolled through the many aisles dedicated to the holiday season, filled with candy and wreaths and wrapping paper and food and Santa hats. When I rounded the corner with my cart, ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2009/11/17/twinkle-lights-tickle-fights/ My stomach surged as I turned the corner. I can't believe I have to do this, I muttered in my head. The first aisle was full of nothing but diapers. Red, teal, yellow packages every which way I looked. A confetti of poop bags. I blinked at them, willing the ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2009/11/13/diaper-genie-shopping/ Many of the comments I have received about Wine Guy and his mixed messages have referenced the book called He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys, which I have written about before. Since I clearly needed a refresher, I have reread the abridged version, He's ... http://theovereducatednympho.com/2009/11/09/how-know-just-not-into-you/