TeXXXas Does Porn Conventions
This was the final article I wrote for the Houston Press blog about the 1st Annual Lonestar Pornutopia in early December. My article never got published, and I was never told why. I’m not taking it personally because the (real) journalist’s article for the print edition was never published either.
So I figure it’s been long enough that it’s safe for me to post this without getting bitch-slapped, especially since there was never any contract or money or legal stuff. Hell, they don’t even know my real name. HA. [ohmygod I’m just kidding I LOVE THE HOUSTON PRESS AND IF YOU WANT ME BACK I WILL COME BACK JUST OPEN UP YOUR ARMS BABY AND THE NYMPHO WILL COME RUNNING] So that’s a huge part of the reason I didn’t blog about the porn convention while it was happening. That and the fact that I was so fucking exhausted it took me two weeks and a cold to get back to normal. Porn stars party hard, man.
I have done some minor editing, mostly putting all the curse words back in. Please keep in mind that the following is only a small portion of the many crazy things I witnessed or experienced during those four days. I hope you enjoy the stories that came from the many sacrifices I made here–for the sake of the blog. It is always for the sake of the blog.
H-Town Becomes Porn Town
It’s not just any day when you find yourself holding a porn star’s wang in the dark corner of a seedy swingers club for a photograph.
