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Today I accidentally electrocuted myself, and then after spending four hours in the Texas heat pulling out shrubs from the entangled roots of a nearby tree, I gave myself heat stroke. I’m not sure if this or last weekend’s disaster of locking myself out of the house while I was gardening at 1:30 a.m. (to avoid the talkative and nosy neighbor) is the winner for my first annual Dumbass Homeowner award.
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