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They’re Both Fun As Long As There’s Legos and Oreos

When I was a little kid, I thought that being a grown-up would be the best thing ever. Even as an adolescent with a better idea of all the hardships my parents went through, I still couldn’t wait to be an adult: checking accounts, staying up late, going to parties. Now that I suppose I am an adult (not that I really feel like one at the age of twenty-eight, considering most of my furniture is cheap stuff from Ikea or hand-me-downs from parents and married friends), I have to say, this grown-up shit sucks. It is beyond overrated. When I was younger, my mother warned me that being a responsible adult was not nearly as much fun as it looked. Damn, it’s infuriating how that woman is always right.

I have compiled two lists on the pros and cons of being a kid vs an adult. There is also a poll at the bottom where you can leave your two cents plus tip.

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Facing What Was There All Along

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Choosing the Right Choice

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Remember When There Were Only Two Boxes?

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Single By Choice, damnit
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One Year Blogiversary

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What I Miss About Being Single

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Quarter-Life Crisis

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I got a job.

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The MOM

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Is It Possible to Mature Backwards?

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Meeting the Wanna-Be In-Laws

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Marrying Away

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