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This morning I went to my favorite coffee place to order breakfast and abuse their free wireless internet. When I ordered a hot breakfast at the counter, they told me they were now serving lunch only because it was after eleven.

I looked down. Cleavage. I looked up at the young male cashier. I flashed him a big bright smile.

“Pretty please?”

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