For those who crave regular shots of Vix-flavored snark during the Thanksgiving holiday, you can follow me on Twatter (known as “Twitter” to the masses). Although I probably won’t be blogging, I will be twattering frequently starting early this afternoon when I arrive at my folks’ place for Thanksgiving. Where my grandmother has doubtless brought her inventive peanut butter coconut cookies (the woman adds coconut to everyflippingthing possible, even peanut brittle and pecan pie) and my father hisses every time my not-so-bright uncle says something worthy of Captain Obvious and I try to spend as much time as possible hiding in the bathroom to avoid being asked why I’m approaching thirty and remain unwed. I’m REALLY hoping this is the year Grandma asks me if I’m “one of those homosexuals” because I will run with it all the way to hell and back.
Here’s a favorite holiday-related post of mine called the Thanksgiving Fairy. Some other goodies are Ducking the Family Guilt Stick and What I’m Really Thankful For.
Enjoy the holiday, everyone!
xoxo Vix
Stumble it!
Katya | 26-Nov-09 at 10:42 am | Permalink
Happy Thanksgiving Vix!
Katya | 26-Nov-09 at 10:42 am | Permalink
Happy Thanksgiving Vix!
Katya | 26-Nov-09 at 10:43 am | Permalink
Happy Thanksgiving Vix!
Katya | 26-Nov-09 at 10:43 am | Permalink
Happy Thanksgiving Vix!
Katya | 26-Nov-09 at 10:43 am | Permalink
Happy Thanksgiving Vix!
Katya | 26-Nov-09 at 10:43 am | Permalink
Happy Thanksgiving Vix!
Katya | 26-Nov-09 at 10:43 am | Permalink
Happy Thanksgiving Vix!
Twisted | 26-Nov-09 at 4:09 pm | Permalink
What Katya said. Squared.
Katya | 26-Nov-09 at 7:45 pm | Permalink
Whoa sorry guys. I didn’t know it posted so I kept clicking :/
Over Educated Nympho | 28-Nov-09 at 8:37 pm | Permalink
Oh my beloved Katya, I think my Thanksgiving was seven times more awesome than I expected because of your persistent clicking.
–a seven second long hug–
Karen | 28-Nov-09 at 10:34 pm | Permalink
I hope your Grandma asks that too. I want to know what you say *evil grin*
ian | 29-Nov-09 at 3:28 pm | Permalink
Being over here in England why all the fuss and why is it called Thanksgiving.
Twisted | 01-Dec-09 at 12:51 am | Permalink
Ian: It’s called thanksgiving because the pilgrims were glad that too many of them didn’t die that year.
Vix: A man who looked like Dwight Schrute came into my club on friday night. I asked him if he wanted a dance and he rudely declined. I told him to suck a beet.
He didn’t get it.
Banshee | 01-Dec-09 at 8:21 pm | Permalink
I’m not entirely certain why, but I just saw this and thought you would really dig it Vix. It is completely and totally off topic from pretty much anything you’ve ever said here, but I just feel compelled to share
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEhPlZwqhpE&feature=player_embedded
Over Educated Nympho | 02-Dec-09 at 5:57 am | Permalink
Twisted–that is HILARIOUS. Come live in Texas so we can be each other’s wingwoman!
Banshee–I’ve been on one of those! When The Marine and I went to Mexico, we spent an entire morning on zip-lines over a river! The highest one up was waaay the fuck up there–and a blast. I’d do it again in a heartbeat.