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I gave Wine Guy my number on Monday evening. Ran into him again Thursday evening. As of now, Saturday afternoon, I have not received a phone call, text message, or email.
Fine. I’m calling it. Time of death, 1:31 p.m. today, Saturday, November 7th, 2009.
Why didn’t he call me? Well, obviously it’s because he died. In the last day and a half. Obviously.
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