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Happy Thanksgiving!

For those who crave regular shots of Vix-flavored snark during the Thanksgiving holiday, you can follow me on Twatter (known as “Twitter” to the masses). Although I probably won’t be blogging, I will be twattering frequently starting early this afternoon when I arrive at my folks’ place for Thanksgiving. Where my grandmother has doubtless brought her inventive peanut butter coconut cookies (the woman adds coconut to everyflippingthing possible, even peanut brittle and pecan pie) and my father hisses every time my not-so-bright uncle says something worthy of Captain Obvious and I try to spend as much time as possible hiding in the bathroom to avoid being asked why I’m approaching thirty and remain unwed. I’m REALLY hoping this is the year Grandma asks me if I’m “one of those homosexuals” because I will run with it all the way to hell and back.

Here’s a favorite holiday-related post of mine called the Thanksgiving Fairy. Some other goodies are Ducking the Family Guilt Stick and What I’m Really Thankful For.

Enjoy the holiday, everyone!
xoxo Vix

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