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You Don’t Read About This Shit in Shakespeare

When Dominic picked me up on Saturday night, I had to poo. While we went to Best Buy to pick out a movie, I had to poo. While we went to dinner, I REALLY had to poo.

To poo or not to poo when you know you’ll be getting laid soon? What a little fucking punk-ass bitch of a question.

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