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A couple nights ago I dreamed that I was pregnant. Somehow I didn’t realize that I was pregnant (or fat) until I was going into labor. My father took me to the hospital. When the doctor told me I was having a baby, I flipped out and started screaming, “WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM?!”
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I'm Vix, a bisexual 30 year-old Texan with 18 years of private education and 3 degrees. Recently I joined the world of swingers as a unicorn. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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