Digging Through My Past: Cock-Block Edition
I wish I could say “been there, done him” for all the guys in my past, but my track record isn’t so hot (especially over the last six months, but we are SO not discussing that right now). Often this is because of my own stupid dumbfuck self (note to self: talk less, bend over more), but other times it is because a guy cock-blocks himself.
I share these stories with you both for entertainment (the laughter eases my pain) and for education. What it really comes down to is don’t be an idiot. And YES I know this is easier said than done, but I’m a chick so I can always play the cleavage card to maintain my dating dignity.
Guys aren’t so lucky.
