I wrote the following on Friday, the first day I entered a beautiful townhouse as the legal owner. As if the house weren’t awesome enough, I also went out and bought one of those tiny laptops. They are perfect for any writer because they’re light, cheap, compact, and have a six-hour battery. And they can also survive a four-foot fall onto a hardwood floor. This post was the first thing I wrote on my new laptop in my new house.
As I type this I am sitting in the middle of the floor in my new house. My new house, my new home. It is one of the most glorious feelings in the world. I can’t stop beaming. Sure I’m sitting on the floor amongst dirt and lint and the occasional dead bug, but they are MY dirt and lint and occasional dead bugs. All week I have been dreaming about how sweet it will be to lie down in the middle of my empty living room floor and open my arms and legs out and back like a snow angel. But with dirt.
I walked around the house with my miniature bottle of champagne in hand. It really happened. After all the effort and money and Xanax, this house is mine. Sure I went from seeing the house for the first time to making an offer only five hours later, but when you know it’s right, you know. My parents and all my friends freaked out when I told them–until I emailed them photos. A huge master bedroom, a huge bathroom (two-thirds the size of the entire studio apartment I had rented in New York City years ago), whirlpool bath, beautiful brick walls, and a spacious attic. The best part is that it’s all for me.
The first time I walked up the stairs today (solid oak wood! and there’s a stained glass window in the bathroom!), all I could think about was how many things are going to happen here over the years. New paint, new floors, new furniture of course, but also things that go much deeper than my bank account, like where my writing future will take me, all the friends and lovers who will spend time here, the rites of passage that come with living in my own house (property taxes?! They’re HOW MUCH?!)
Of course there will be fights between us (I spent a thousand dollars on a new floor for you and you WARP IT in two months?!), lovers quarrels, jealousy (I can’t believe my house has the nerve to be PRETTIER THAN I AM), differences of lifestyle, and a thousand other problems, as all my coworkers have been reminding me. “Now that you’re a homeowner, the real fun begins!” and then they laugh and laugh. Sure there are quirks, like having a light switch that’s tucked inside a built-in bookshelf, but every house is going to have quirks. I’ll take them in an old exposed-brick townhouse instead of one of the hundreds of McMansions that are popping up all over Texas.
As long as I’ve been imagining this day, I always assumed I would start to cry the first time I walked into my first house. Although I would be lying if I didn’t admit I teared up a little, what overwhelmed me was pride. I pulled it off. I’m in my twenties, I don’t make a shitload of money or have a dual-income, but I managed to buy my own gorgeous house. Every time I signed my name on a contract, I looked at the unused blank to the right, where a spouse’s signature would go. Nope. I’m doing this on my own, right down to installing insulation in the attic and putting new tile in the kitchen. And, of course, painting an entire wall a deep HELLS YEAH pink, just because I can.
When the seller and I parted at the title office the other day, she gave me a long, warm hug. I knew she had received another offer the day after I made one, but she had chosen mine. I wondered if it’s because she knew I was a single woman too, if she wanted to pass the torch to the next generation of single women making it on our own.
Today when I took my first sip from a miniature bottle of champagne, I thought about all those before us who made living on our own that much easier.






PickledLeprechauns | 08-Jul-09 at 2:31 am | Permalink
Ugh, it sounds wonderful.
RickV | 08-Jul-09 at 2:48 am | Permalink
Sweetie,
Congrats, savor the moment, and fill the new space in your life with the memories from here on.
You did it girl!
Vixen | 08-Jul-09 at 3:03 am | Permalink
WOOHOO!!!! Go Vix! You did it!!!!
Jewels Diva | 08-Jul-09 at 3:17 am | Permalink
Awwwww, congrats!
Coquitten | 08-Jul-09 at 5:19 am | Permalink
That is amazing! I’m proud of you, too! You are going to make so much happen in that house… And the HELLS YEAH pink wall sounds glorious.
Steffi | 08-Jul-09 at 5:21 am | Permalink
Thats just soooo great!!
I am happy for you!
rocketman | 08-Jul-09 at 11:16 am | Permalink
Congratulations on the house. I’m in the market myself - trying to sell mine and buy one at the same time.
Lana | 08-Jul-09 at 11:43 am | Permalink
Yay! I am so happy for you!
Shajtana | 08-Jul-09 at 12:26 pm | Permalink
That is just perfect
I’m toying with an idea off house too and it makes me a bit scared that I’m single (even though I live on my own for three years, paint walls, change bulbs, drill holes…) and that I couldn’t handle it.
Bisous | 08-Jul-09 at 5:35 pm | Permalink
That is so amazing.
My mother used to be a realtor, and I acted as her secretary, so I’ve been witness to many of the “walking in for the first time as an owner” moments. I’m so proud of you, and so jealous. It feels like my own house is years and years into the future…
and great choice with the pink. I’m sure your dad and brother loved painting that
Ellie on Oz | 08-Jul-09 at 6:09 pm | Permalink
Well done, well done, WELL DONE!!
ashley | 08-Jul-09 at 6:17 pm | Permalink
I feel the same way about my new loft apartment, and it’s technically not even mine! oh ho hoo
Buster | 08-Jul-09 at 6:58 pm | Permalink
Congrats! That sounds fantastic. Enjoy!
the raw "I" | 08-Jul-09 at 7:13 pm | Permalink
aww this is an awesome post that makes me feel so much better about MY dead bugs and uncomfortable camping chair!! To Girl POWER!! YaY
(and even though is awesome to do it on your own, that final number is scary :-/)
solo | 08-Jul-09 at 7:35 pm | Permalink
congrats!
Paddlefoot | 08-Jul-09 at 7:39 pm | Permalink
Good for you!
Photos… ???
stormshy7 | 08-Jul-09 at 9:14 pm | Permalink
Vix,
That is a truely amazing post.
Like you, I purchased my own home almost two years ago. I’m in my twenty’s I’m single, and I LOVE it!!
I love the fact that this place is MINE all MINE.
There are trials, i don’t share your knack for power tools, I have to enlist the help of all my friends husbands when I cant do something.
But still, it’s amazing, knowing that no matter what, this place is mine.
It’s a wonderful start to a new beginning.
Twisted | 08-Jul-09 at 9:39 pm | Permalink
Awwww!!!
uneditedmara | 09-Jul-09 at 5:28 am | Permalink
Trust that I am tearing up a little with you, luv. *big bear hug* Congratulations, Vix!
Taoist Biker | 09-Jul-09 at 7:54 am | Permalink
Whirlpool tub?!? That’s it, I’m crashin’! Road trip time, muhfuggas!
Congratulations, gal! Hope you’re not too sore from moving to pat yourself on the back.
DM | 09-Jul-09 at 10:57 am | Permalink
Vix- many many many yearrs of happiness. Although I am grateful that I have a nice apartment I dream also of owning my own place someday………………so enjoy every minute that you are there.
becky | 09-Jul-09 at 11:21 am | Permalink
congrats vix! and that post was beautifully written =)
Rae | 09-Jul-09 at 4:26 pm | Permalink
I’m so glad you’re finally in your own house and happy. Yay, the ownership of it all. Also, congrats on the laptop. I would be thrilled not to be tied to one room…Anywho, hope its everything you’ve dreamed about. Sure, hard times will come, but hey at least no one will leave their tub running and drown your ceiling lol. You go girl, you deserve it!
john | 09-Jul-09 at 5:28 pm | Permalink
could you actually start posting about nympho stuff? this blog has gotten boring. it’s great some personal things have gone well but you never finished the story about the personal trainer, nor the guy over memorial day weekend.
Sensitive Man | 09-Jul-09 at 5:55 pm | Permalink
Congrats Vix.. love it to death!.. And love yourself at the same time!
One thing about savoring the moment- I hope it’s not too late… Get a video camera.. or use the video setting on your digicam, and take a walk-through. Make a movie.. or a bunch of segments of the empty (or almost empty) place. Do it in a semi-organized fashion.
Then, in a year, take another video following the same path(s). You will be greatly pleased to see the comparison.. to see how far you progressed.
Anyhow.. it’s nice to have a recording of the start of something big!
Enjoy..
SM
DweelteBaby | 09-Jul-09 at 10:17 pm | Permalink
Stripper Mom | 09-Jul-09 at 11:20 pm | Permalink
Congratulations little one!! Soak up this crush period with your new home. So happy for you both!!!!
Hmmm | 10-Jul-09 at 7:28 am | Permalink
Good to see John has been reading the blog closely for the last month or so.
Vness | 11-Jul-09 at 10:22 am | Permalink
It must be nice finally having your own place! I’m moving into a condo next month and am finally feeling like it’ll be a place I can actually call home- even though I’m not going to own it. Can’t wait to get out of my apartment!
Amanda | 11-Jul-09 at 12:47 pm | Permalink
Congrats! You have every reason to be proud!
Michael from Texas | 12-Jul-09 at 4:13 am | Permalink
Congratulations. What part of town is it in, and how old is it?
I moved from an apartment to a townhouse too, as my first property. Took me 8 years to outgrow it with all the stuff I had, now I’ve got a house. You got in at the good interest rate too.
Uset it in good health, as my grandma used to say.
cari | 14-Jul-09 at 4:55 pm | Permalink
i’m really happy for you, vix. it was really special for your readers to witness the whole process, from a conversation to a solidified idea, and then the whirlwind that followed. you are a force to be reckoned with, and i hope you never forget that.
i don’t know if it’s presumptuous of me to say, but from your talks about men and your past and your aspirations, it seems like you’ve been struggling to own who you are: your talents, your past, your weaknesses, your worthiness to be loved, your right to be woman and hear yourself roar. i can’t imagine how good it feels to own this house, and make it reflect, house, and become a part of who you are, but i imagine it must feel pretty damn good.
so when you walk up the oak stairs, or you run your fingers across that pink wall to feel the texture, or tap the stained glass window as you pass by, i hope that every little detail that you appreciate and you adapt and create to make your own, reminds you that you are just as easily formable and strong, and you can create and build all your dreams into reality.
and for all the problems you so openly share with us, and the myriad of other problems i know you must go through on your own with your secret doubts and fears, i hope your house becomes your home of comfort and refuge, and that you create many years of happy, hilarious memories under your new roof.
here’s one to all the single women who are making it on their own!
Ellie on Oz | 15-Jul-09 at 3:46 am | Permalink
Well said, Cari
Carmen | 15-Jul-09 at 4:40 pm | Permalink
Congratulations!!!! You really deserve it!
Ellie on Oz | 17-Jul-09 at 7:08 am | Permalink
Vix, I’m starting to worry about you now…you haven’t fallen and whacked your head against the side of the bath or anything, have you???
Unju | 17-Jul-09 at 8:25 am | Permalink
Maybe she had given up on the boring blog.
Alison | 17-Jul-09 at 10:20 am | Permalink
Or maybe she’s given up on people who can’t even use proper spelling and grammar when they’re insulting her, Unju
Jessica | 17-Jul-09 at 11:04 am | Permalink
Or maybe she said screw it all and moved to Hawaii with a hot pool boy type. With a huge penis, rock hard abs and a fortune he inherited from his uncle who ran a chain of Adult toy stores.
Or maybe she is just busy with.. SIGH… Life.
Sensitive Man | 17-Jul-09 at 12:50 pm | Permalink
Vix… Hey, come on!! Come back to your blog.. or officially end it!
We know you must be busy with “other things”- your new house, your job, your executive training program, your writing class, your book, some hot new guy, or whatever- BUT, I think it is becoming clear that your blog is in serious jeopardy of becoming irrelevant.
It’s kinda looking like you don’t care about the blog, or about your readers.
I’m sorry to say this, but, it’s been over a week since your last post, and you’ve only made 3 posts in July.
You have (or should I say “had”) a great blog with a very faithful readership, AND I might add, a very respected presence in the blogosphere.
Now, what are you going to do? I think you should decide.. and let us know.
Megumi | 17-Jul-09 at 12:57 pm | Permalink
I miss Vix, too but every time I check & there’s nothing new I get a mental image of her painting or decorating something & get all warm & fuzzy inside. She does have a life, a very busy one at the moment & we need to respect that. She wouldn’t give up on us.
Jessica | 17-Jul-09 at 5:28 pm | Permalink
Sensitive man, are you freakin kidding me? It is a blog about her life and she posts at her discretion. You didn’t pay a subscriber fee nor did I see anywhere that posts would be daily, weekly, biweekly, monthly.. Anything. Subscribe to the blog and occasionally you will get an email that tells you she has posted something new. I will agree that the blog has slipped, I will even go as far as to say maybe she is outgrowing us, but that is her decision and really if she never wants to post again thats up to her. Do you really think she makes thousands of dollars off of us reading her blog to going to the sites to buy dildos? HA
MaddeningPixie | 17-Jul-09 at 7:30 pm | Permalink
Well said, Jessica.
Carri- Your comment gave me chills. I can’t wait until the struggle to own who I am is finally over.
solo | 17-Jul-09 at 11:55 pm | Permalink
All I can add to Jessica’s comments towards the UN sensitive man is this- it is called priorities. The blog will be here waiting, right now she has bigger priorities that updating here. She has a demanding job, a new home to work on plus unpacking, a writing class, a family, a social life. It is not the blog’s turn to be top billing.
solo | 17-Jul-09 at 11:55 pm | Permalink
All I can add to Jessica’s comments towards the UN sensitive man is this- it is called priorities. The blog will be here waiting, right now she has bigger priorities that updating here. She has a demanding job, a new home to work on plus unpacking, a writing class, a family, a social life. It is not the blog’s turn to be top billing.
PickledLeprechauns | 18-Jul-09 at 6:25 pm | Permalink
We come here not as customers to be entertained.
We come here as long-distance (or short-distance) friends to catch up on Vix’s life. We don’t need overthought, prepared, double-checked short stories. Quick entries, made from the heart or the mind or just random shit from life…that’s what we want. That shouldn’t be read as “quantity over quality,” it’s just that we are here for your heart and soul, not your pretty words. Y’know?
Jessica | 18-Jul-09 at 9:30 pm | Permalink
ok, so then my question is.. Are you saying that she should be entering blogs even if they are as simple as ” I gave a blow job to a stranger in the elevator today. Have a great day .. Vix”? Cause really I think she used to post stuff like that,very random just talking about little quirky Vix things. I think lately the blog has evolved into more serious writing and thought processes. So I say this, I also didn’t read anywhere that this would continue to be the same blog for umpteen years, so as the blog evolves the readers will change. A year ago you would likely hear from a horny college student who wants to read about threesomes and the ultimate BJ. Now I think you would see people in their 30-40s that are just reading about someones life which they sometimes can feel like they have something in common with. Ok, Vix if you do happen to be reading from the sidelines then give us your two cents.
john | 18-Jul-09 at 10:19 pm | Permalink
the target demographic here isn’t the 30-40 year olds who want to read about someone elses life. its the whateveraged people who want to read about the nymph-tastic stories.
people are assuming that just because the majority of the comments are supportive, that the majority of the viewers are in support of this. most people I believe just click here, find nothing new, then leave.
vix, no offense to you, just some of your supporters need to realize the facts
PickledLeprechauns | 18-Jul-09 at 10:32 pm | Permalink
Jessica- Yeah, as if she would be doing such things. Lul. What i’m getting at is that it doesn’t take three hours to write a blog post. Take the twenty minutes and write about what’s going on, write about what’s on your mind, write about your brand new house, busy joblife, dogs, whatthefuckever.
john- In agreement, it’s very hard to comment disapprovingly as everyone swarms in and tells you to “stfu and go somewhere else.” So it’s very, very much likely that you’re right, I’d think.
The lack of updates, especially when she says they’re going to be made, makes me feel disrespected as a reader. I’m not asking for much, just fucking…anything! How many weeks did it take for her to finally admit that the Labor Day Weekend Update wasn’t going to come? Three? It really pissed me off. If you can’t be honest to a bunch of strangers, who can you be honest with? Blogs should be places of unleashing.
D | 18-Jul-09 at 10:35 pm | Permalink
John, I’m kinda with you. Vix, your blog is awesome, but less awesome lately, with the infrequent posts, which are often not as “nymph-tastic” or, dare I say, interesting as in the past. Still think you’re great, just keep it up!
solo | 18-Jul-09 at 11:35 pm | Permalink
it’s a very interesting pickle we are all in….
Red | 19-Jul-09 at 1:10 am | Permalink
The thing about a blog about one’s life is that demographics have nothing to do with it John. It’s her life, which right now happens to be a bit busy… it’s not like she can control her life to play to a specific demographic.
As one who has done writing in the past, let me just say one thing. I never understood why blogs, etc. weren’t updated daily. Then I tried to write one and found out otherwise. Until you’ve tried it, you don’t know what it’s like to try to find the time/energy to entertain readers(whatever demographic they may be) while still dealing with the obligations of every day life. Unfortunately, most of those boring every day obligations take priority.
Just a thought… if Vix is too busy to currently have “nymphtastic” experiences to write about for your entertainment, would you prefer she write fiction? If that’s the case, there’s a few thousand fiction sites on the net…
anterwanter | 19-Jul-09 at 5:07 pm | Permalink
I’ve really enjoyed this blog. I’m sorry you don’t seem to be posting anymore. Best wishes - I hope everything is ok.
To OEN and commentators - I’m bored. My blogroll needs to be refreshed. Does anyone have suggestions for other funny, interesting blogs?
N | 19-Jul-09 at 5:15 pm | Permalink
Hahaha I love it how some people give advice (=demands) on what to write on a personal blog.
BornAgainNymph | 19-Jul-09 at 7:44 pm | Permalink
Good for you Vix, you’ve made it!! But please come back, we miss you….see above comments
MaddeningPixie | 20-Jul-09 at 2:01 am | Permalink
She’ll write more when she’s ready. I don’t think it helps when everyone is constantly demanding her attention. This is, after all, her blog. She’ll write whenever she damn well pleases. Sometimes people just need time for themselves. How would we like it if every day everyone wanted an update on our personal lives? Sometimes there just isn’t enough time for that. Other times its nice to be left alone, and theres really no way to tell someone to kindly fuck off.
We love you Vix, and when you’re ready to write your next post, we’ll be here. Don’t feel pressured.
uneditedmara | 20-Jul-09 at 7:47 am | Permalink
Almost two weeks .. I wonder what was the longest blogging hiatus Vix has had .. a month? Two? Eleven?
It’s just like missing a friend. “Like”, but not really. So you can’t say, “Heywhaddupyabadassmuthafuckaaa! Take a break from playing with your power tools long enough to hang and knock back a few cold ones! My treat!”
Ellie on Oz | 20-Jul-09 at 9:02 am | Permalink
@Mara: I miss her too, I know she’s got ALOT going on, but would love it if she poked her head in and said g’day and what reno’s on the house she’s done today!!
Jessica | 20-Jul-09 at 11:01 am | Permalink
Yep, its a little worrisome BUT I think if something were wrong Barbie would let us know.
Katya | 20-Jul-09 at 8:40 pm | Permalink
Come back Vix! We miss you!
Vix | 20-Jul-09 at 10:51 pm | Permalink
Hello everyone, Vix here posting from Sweetie Pie’s computer/internet connection.
A reason or two for why I haven’t posted lately (which has nothing to do with my proposed lameness or boredom as a blogger or lack of respect for readers (oh that one was my favorite):
1) I moved into my first house, which required a) packing b) painting c) spending many hours and hundreds of dollars at Home Depot and Lowe’s d) moving e) unpacking
2) had a HUGE deadline on the account I have been working on since September
3) prepared for and gave a successful presentation for the office’s management training program (these normally take about forty hours of preparation EACH, by the way, and there are twelve)
4) got a nasty cold that should have had me spend three days in bed, but 3) invalidated that option
5) have not had internet since moved, and fucking Comcast cable lost my reservation for a new hook-up last week (which is why Sweetie Pie offered her computer/internet for me tonight (well that, and a huge plate of greasy chinese food and a bottle (each) of wine))), and it’s not like I can blog from work or from some cool iphone device because I have an old school phone that only MAKES PHONE CALLS, nothing fancy like being a GPS or a remote for my entertainment system or a diagnostic scanner thingy like on Star Trek which was so cool on TNG)
6) Another last-minute deadline. Thanks, Boss Man. Suck on this.
7) Laptop hard drive crashed. Thanks to Tex for fixing it in exchange for banana bread and whiskey.
8 ) Dude. I have a life. And a full-time job. Rude and annoying, I know. So sorry.
I’m back. I may be blogging from my new favorite coffee shop instead of the comfort of my new beautiful house, but I’m back. So chill. The worst of the move/unpacking and work deadlines is over. And to those who think I’m giving up on the blog? Yeeeeah. Sometimes I have to live my life instead of write about my life. SO terribly insincerely sorry. Dipshits.
Jessica | 20-Jul-09 at 11:16 pm | Permalink
WOO HOO!! get em Vix, I actually wondered if internet connecttion was an issue which is almost always is after a move.. Anywho we had your back.. Laters
Ellie on Oz | 20-Jul-09 at 11:32 pm | Permalink
Sorry Vix, we’re a whinging, bitching lot, but it’s really good to hear from you!!!
Red | 21-Jul-09 at 12:11 am | Permalink
Glad to know you are alive… and couldn’t agree with you more about the classification of Dipshits. Sounds like the new house is agreeing with you… Since I spent most of the weekend putting together about 350 bucks worth of IKEA myself, I can sympathize for sure with you!
P-masta | 21-Jul-09 at 2:18 am | Permalink
You’re alive. Of course the smart posters new that all along since you OK the posted comments.
Taoist Biker | 21-Jul-09 at 7:13 am | Permalink
It’s alive! Flee, flee for your lives!
I swear, I’d eat my face after two weeks without internet access. It would not be pretty.
yurek rutz | 21-Jul-09 at 3:33 pm | Permalink
Hi Vix. The most important thing is definitely finding out that everything is okay with you. Glad that you’re back and that your time away from cyberspace wasn’t the result of some kind of major problem. Personally, I would say to view any bitching and moaning in people’s posts as an indicator of how much of an impact you have on people. If they didn’t care, they wouldn’t complain.
Vness | 21-Jul-09 at 6:02 pm | Permalink
It’s nice to see you’re settling in well from your latest two posts- which for some reason I can’t comment on.
solo | 21-Jul-09 at 8:33 pm | Permalink
I love it! You go get em Vix! I wouldn’t be suprised if she disabled the comments so that she doesn’t have to read the dipshits crap, or maybe it was accidental due to the wine!
Paddlefoot | 21-Jul-09 at 10:10 pm | Permalink
Boo for disabled comments, but I can’t really say I blame you.
Congratz again on the house… and seeing as I can’t comment on the post directly…
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET A FLAT SCREEN FOR $425?????
:p
Jessica | 21-Jul-09 at 10:50 pm | Permalink
Yeah Boo, for disabled comments… Hisss. We are in trouble.
sirgalahard | 22-Jul-09 at 9:29 am | Permalink
Welcome back! Glad to see your sense of humor and snarkiness survived the move, even if the same cannot be said for all of your doorknobs.
john | 22-Jul-09 at 7:02 pm | Permalink
sorry i hate to say it but i think this blog has lost it’s touch
Alison | 22-Jul-09 at 8:49 pm | Permalink
No offense (or maybe offense secretly intended
), but some of you have obviously not read the little About Me blip on the top right side of the home page. Vix spells it all out right there. There is more to her than just a blow job queen. Sometimes her posts are sex related…and sometimes they’re ugly, raw, and real. And although long absences make us nervous that Vix has finally given in to the naysayers and abandoned us, that realness is why most of us keep reading.
Ellie on Oz | 23-Jul-09 at 1:56 am | Permalink
Yep, zackly what Alison said. Perfect.
uneditedmara | 23-Jul-09 at 2:48 am | Permalink
I’m just glad to have heard from my darling nympho and now shall stop whining (in secret and in comments) how she hasn’t updated.
Though the quickly-brushed off Tex encounter makes me want to ask. I mean, since my PC crashed too and not because you had historyoranythinglikethat ..