The Weight of Suckage is 55.4 Pounds
While most good patriotic Americans spent the long holiday weekend eating burgers (mmmm yummy juicy bacony goodness), I have been experiencing the joy that is home ownership. I closed on my first house a few days ago, which was even more awesome than I had expected. When the title agent held up the keys, I hopped. And squealed. In front of people.
And wow. Houses are a money pit. Property taxes in Texas are HOW MUCH? Closing costs are HOW MUCH?! A five gallon bucket of paint costs HOW MUCH?!! And also–do you know how much a five gallon bucket of paint weighs, especially when all you’ve been doing for the last two and a half days is cleaning, going to Home Depot, going back to Home Depot, and doing all that crap that I really wish I had a boyfriend for right now?
Yeah. Suckage.
