I Feel a Little Stabby Today
Do you ever have those days when you want to stab more people than usual? It’s exactly like PMS making me more irritable and prone to hissing, except there’s no biological reason for wanting to gouge people’s eyes out for the slightest of offenses. Like when an ugly person makes eye contact with me and doesn’t bother to offer a donut as compensation. Or the existence of man-prees. Forget snarky, surly, or bitchy–I jump straight to stabby.



