too smart and too horny for her own good
“I think I have the perfect guy for you,” my friend Billy IMed me.
I snapped to attention. Is he single? Is he half decent-looking? One-quarter decent-looking? Tell him to show up at my place in half an hour, and he’d better not be wearing any pants. Also, tell him to bring bacon cheeseburgers, because this is going to be a long night.
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I'm Vix, a bisexual 30 year-old Texan with 18 years of private education and 3 degrees. Recently I joined the world of swingers as a unicorn. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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