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From Crapulence to Awesomeness

Yesterday was my 29th birthday. Normally I don’t give a rat crap about my birthday, but because of how life has panned out recently, it feels like a milestone. This has nothing to do with the age itself, like holy crap I’m almost thirty–there’s no third-life crisis here. After drifting through months of being a lame-ass without even realizing how bad it was, things have turned around.

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I'm Vix, a 29 year-old Texan with 18 years of private education and 3 degrees. I'm trying to make a living as a sex/humor writer and entrepreneur. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.

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