You Know You Need To Get Laid When, Part II
- Your coworkers start swarming you with offers to set you up on a blind date. “Don’t worry, he’s easy!” they promise.
- Every time you write two “o”s together, you draw dots inside so they look like boobies. Boobies. It would be so nice if someone touched your boobies. It feels like ages since someone admired your boobies.
- You have started saying “thank you” every time the creepy old guy at work tries to grab your ass.
