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Dating Update

I know I’m like four posts behind on this whole speed-dating thing because I’ve spent that time talking to potential dates on the phone and cleaning up my pigsty apartment in preparation of potential dates potentially coming back to my place after dinner (what happened to the good ol’ days of hooking up with random people? Now you have to email and text and talk to people on the phone for hours before it’s polite to rip their pants off), but I wanted to give an update on Bachelor #’s 1 and 2 instead of making you wait until I write everything as it happened in chronological order.

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