too smart and too horny for her own good
Yesterday:
Favorite Intern: Twelve, huh?
Me: Oh my god, I know, OKAY?! THEY ARE ONLY SOLD ONCE A YEAR.
Favorite Intern: Twelve?!
Me: DUDE, I REALLY LIKE THIN MINTS.
Favorite Intern: You’re going to eat all those?
Me: Um, HAVE YOU MET ME?
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I'm Vix, a bisexual 30 year-old Texan with 18 years of private education and 3 degrees. Recently I joined the world of swingers as a unicorn. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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