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I don’t know if it’s the snot clogging my throat and the cold meds fucking with my head, or the untimely funeral of my cousin and my father’s suggestion that I put a will together “because if you have it, you won’t need to use it anytime soon,” but I don’t feel like myself at all. This is suckage squared because I’ve had a fantastic idea for a Triad post for the last week and a half but haven’t been in the proper mood to write it. Meanwhile there’s a huge post about the funeral and family I want to write but can’t bring myself to because I’m sick of writing posts that don’t end with a funny punchline.

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