too smart and too horny for her own good
Tonight (so chilly!) I bundled up and went to the store
In desperate need of dog food and more
With a grocery cart full of microwave meals
I ran into a girl and nearly squealed
My feet stopped mid-flight
Everything about her was totally right
GodDAMN that girl has a nice ass
I thought to myself while I passed
So round, so full, so BIG
It put mine to shame, really it did
I’ve been working on my book of blog posts that is hopefully coming out soon. I have a schnazzy title and front cover, but I need some help on the back cover. If you look at the back of any book it has a couple excerpts of reviews from reputable newspapers and magazines. Since this book will be self-published (and is therefore AVAILABLE TO ANY EDITORS/PUBLISHERS who may be randomly passing through), I do not have this option.
What to fill the back cover with? I could make up fake quotations from fake newspapers, like “Brilliantly written with just enough self-loathing to keep the reader engaged, this is clearly the ramblings of a fat middle-aged man with hairy nipples who is trying to trick us all into believing that this alter ego named ‘Vix’ is an accurate personal history of himself as a young woman living in the set of breasts he always wished he had been born with.” –THE NEW YORK TIMES WTF REVIEW.
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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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