Make Your Own Insults
Some people have a gift for insults, while the rest of us seem to have been whacked by the shit-wit stick when it comes to making up a more original rebuttal than “jackass”, “jerk-off” or “shitferbrains”. I suffered from this lack of insultatory imagination myself as an adolescent, which did not help an already downward ride to Nerdville. After a few too many times of thinking aha! I know what I’ll say next time! about ten minutes after my brilliant retort would have been useful, I started saving up insults to disperse when necessary.
Now I’m not talking about regular insults, but truly creative ones that are so WTF that they leave the instigator/deserving party speechless. True this is often because what I said made no sense, but that is irrelevant because I just got way with calling someone an ass-hat fuck knuckle.
