too smart and too horny for her own good
The hurricane has continued its path toward Texas. I don’t live near the coast, but I am still in the large oh shit zone. I have spent the entire morning boarding up my windows and pretending that I’m a lumberjack. VRRRM VRRRRRRRRRMMMMMM goes the power drill!! BZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ goes the circular saw! I could write a children’s book for little girls who like loud noises and things that vibrate.
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I'm Vix, a 29 year-old Texan with 18 years of private education and 3 degrees. I'm trying to make a living as a sex/humor writer and entrepreneur. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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