too smart and too horny for her own good
The hurricane has continued its path toward Texas. I don’t live near the coast, but I am still in the large oh shit zone. I have spent the entire morning boarding up my windows and pretending that I’m a lumberjack. VRRRM VRRRRRRRRRMMMMMM goes the power drill!! BZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZ goes the circular saw! I could write a children’s book for little girls who like loud noises and things that vibrate.
After finally discovering that the new cute IT Guy was single (and taking a few extra days to work up the courage), I talked to him today. Actually, first contact was over email. How many times have I said that I come across much better in written form than face to face? You can delete the dumbass side of your personality in written form much more easily than pulling the foot out of your mouth.
It started with an email. IT Guy sent out a generic message to the entire company about preparing the server for backup before the hurricane hits. The clever little biscuit that I am, I thought to myself alas! the perfect opportunity to display my wit and charisma to IT Guy in a controlled environment! Must proceed with Operation: Charm Pants Off immediately!
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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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