The Nympho’s Hurricane Survival Guide
As much as I wish “hurricane survival guide” referred to the proper proportion of gin to grenadine syrup or the appropriate booty-shaking moves to the hip hop song “Cyclone“, I am talking about a real wind-and-rain-and-holy shit hurricane that is projected to hit Texas in forty-eight hours.
Following my tendency to diffuse all scary (or depressing or uncomfortable) situations by cracking jokes, I have written the Nympho’s Guide to Deciphering Real Survival Guides to Hurricanes.
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