1,000,000 Hits of Awesomeness

Today at 4:37 pm someone in Toronto, Canada was my 1,000,000th visitor. And to think this was once an itty bitty blog that had me jumping for joy when I reached 1000 hits over three years ago. How different it was back then–I was in a serious relationship with a lovely foreigner named BF, the blog was only a fun little hobby to engage in when BF wouldn’t relinquish control of the TiVo remote, and the snark still had a lot of blooming to do. I feel like I’m reading an old diary from when I was much younger, and I want to pat my adolescent head and say “awww, you’re so cute! You’ll be so big and strong one day!”

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Here Comes Trouble And She’s Carrying A Box of Condoms

It happened again. When The Marine and I were at the pool yesterday, Sexy Venezuelan was there with my neighbor.

A couple hours earlier I had seen Sexy Venezuelan walking up the stairs to my neighbor’s (his best friend) apartment, but thought nothing of it. Of course by “thought nothing of it” what I meant was I kept checking the patio to see if he was there and walked around the pool a lot in my bright red bikini just in case he was looking. I’m cool like that.

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the boys, the players
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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.

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