too smart and too horny for her own good
If I were a gorgeous model or movie star, I’m sure I would never fart. I would also never piss, shit, vomit, or bleed from the crotch because nothing more offensive than a ray of sunshine would ever come out of my body. As a normal person, I am forced to acknowledge not-so-sexy things like cellulite and queefing. Which brings me to confession time.
My name is Vix, and I am haunted by the need to fart during sex.
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I'm Vix, a 29 year-old Texan with 18 years of private education and 3 degrees. I'm trying to make a living as a sex/humor writer and entrepreneur. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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