The Opposite of Sexcation This Weekend

This weekend I am going out of town again. I’m going up north to visit my favorite cousin, Dr. Science and her husband. After a couple years of marital (oops, accidentally typed “martial” the first time–what a difference a letter makes) bliss, they are anxiously awaiting their first child. Although I am very happy for them, I suspect that this weekend will scare my ovaries into hiding, which is fine by me.

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It’s Nothing Personal, It’s Ass Rot

The second full day of our sexcation in Cabo, I fumed about getting denied for sex again that morning. Who turns down a girl who is walking around the hotel room BUCK ASS NAKED?

When The Marine joined me later at the beach he apologized for still not feeling well. I’ve heard that one before. Many times. Being denied sex is a bit of a sore spot for me with past relationships–I just never thought it would happen with The Marine considering that sex is the main thing we have in common.

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