My Biological Clock Doesn’t Like Babies
Today I helped host a baby shower. I do not like babies or baby showers, but I like Pregnant Coworker enough that I agreed to help two other coworkers throw a party this evening. I don’t really like planning parties either. I’m not festive. My forte is in mockery, however I was informed that that would not be welcome today.
Fine. I will be the surly girl in the corner holding a CONGRATULATIONS balloon while I add whiskey to my drink and keep at least a twenty foot radius from all pregnant women. They have preggo cooties–I swear that shit is contagious.
