too smart and too horny for her own good
When I masturbate, I think about girls. But I’m straight.
When I see a hot girl walk past me in a short skirt I wonder what kind of underwear she has on, if any at all. But I’m straight.
When I see a hot girl, I check out her legs, her ass, her tits, her stomach, her eyes, everything. But I’m straight.
Yep, I’m as straight as the vibrator I’m shoving up my pussy when I’m thinking about sucking on some perky tits.
I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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