Well My Fortune Cookie Said “Less Talking, More Fucking”
On Friday night The Marine came over to my place for our weekly naked time. By the time we finished eating our Chinese take-out we had gotten pretty tipsy on wine. It’s always fun reading fortune cookies to each other, especially when it leads to “…in bed,” which is often followed by “then I would… ” And then inappropriate grabbing ensues.
The Marine’s fortune was lame. Actually, try to think of another four-letter word that starts with the letter “L.” That’s right, it said something like “tell someone you LOVE them.” [emphasis mine because when I heard that I nearly SHIT A PIECE OF LOVE-FLAVORED CRAP.]
