Happy Monday! Let’s Talk About Anal Sex

I like getting it up the ass. Love it, actually. I am all about the ass. Fingers, tongues, vibrators, cocks, it’s all good. I am sad to say that I haven’t had anal sex in a couple years, but it looks like that will be changing soon.

For the past two I have been single, and I don’t want to throw my ass up in the air for just anyone. To a nympho like me, anal sex is a little something special. It’s my way of saying “hey man, I think you’re cool. You are a great fuck and I believe you would make sure I enjoy having anal sex with you. I hope your dick and my ass have a lovely time together.” See? I can be a romantic.

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08 04 2008

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New Favicon

Hopefully when you opened up the blog today you noticed a little something different in the address bar. I took a reader’s suggestion and gave my site a favicon. I thought about doing something sexy–well, as sexy as can be done in a 16×16 pixel square. Instead I decided on the outline of Texas in the OEN colors of black and pink as a tribute to Texas Platinum Pussy. I do what I can to remind the rest of the world that Texas has more to offer than hillbillies, good ol’ boys, and cow shit.

Anyone who is interested in adding a favicon to their own site, here are some very simple instructions.

Update: the favicon doesn’t show in Internet Explorer. Does anyone know how to fix this?

08 04 2008

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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.

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