too smart and too horny for her own good
Today the Village Voice “Naked City” blog featured yours truly in the weekly sex blogger spotlight. GO MEEEE!!! Must celebrate immediately with a couple orgasms and nipple clamps.
Check out the rest of the Naked City blog–it’s got some fascinating (and weird and awesome and WTF and NSFW) posts on it.
In the last several months I have lost fifteen pounds. Just, POOF! gone! When the doctor told me that yesterday morning I said to the scale, are you kidding me? Where did they go?! I patted my thighs, my ass, my tits. All present and accounted for. Did they slowly shrink without my noticing? No, not the tits! SAVE THE TITS! They were small to begin with! Oh holy cajones, just how big was my ass before?
When I mentioned this phenomenon to my coworker she whispered IT’S ALL THE SEX. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I just assumed it was because Girl Scout cookie season was over.
I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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