too smart and too horny for her own good
While going through clothes in my closet, I found all sorts of goodies. The wine bottle of Menage A Trois that Handsome & Pretty Twosome gave me our first night together. All the sexy nighties I forgot I had–and can actually use now that I’m getting laid. The best find so far, something that I’ve been missing for a year now–my strap-on!! YESSSSSS. Who’s naked booty-shaking now? I’m ready to rock out with my cock out. HELLS YEAH.
I am moving tomorrow. Because I wasn’t nearly as close to being done packing as I should have been, I only worked a half-day. Since coming home, I have been somewhat frantically packing. The thought of my father pulling up to my apartment tomorrow and seeing that I’m only 75% done (again) and getting mad (again) and threatening never to move me (again) is reason enough to skip work (but not tell my father, I don’t want him to think I’m irresponsible of course).
For anyone who has ever questioned whether I really have attention deficit disorder or not, you would have no doubt that I do if you sat down and watched me pack for twenty minutes. Some common traits of A.D.D. are jumping from task to task to task, difficulty focusing, and generally wandering off (my ex-boyfriends can attest to this–they constantly lost me whenever we went shopping, even if I wasn’t buying anything).
I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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