Rejection

There have been many interesting theories in the comments about why I’m hung up on Sexy Venezuelan, a guy I barely know who won’t call me back. I need affirmation from a hot guy that I’m hot? Nope. What the fuck, am I fourteen? I’m secretly in love with The Marine? Aw, what a cute theory. No. The sweet voicemail he left for me the other morning made me throw up in my mouth a little. Turned on by assholes? Been there, done him, learned my lesson. I like a challenge? To a point, sure but christ I still want a guy to put out. I enjoy the chase? Again, to a point. It’s no fun chasing someone who doesn’t want to be caught. As I have already learned.

So what’s the deal?

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Always A Nympho

We’ve been fucking for less than a month and already The Marine can’t keep up. I haven’t even attempted sex twice in one night, he’d run for the door. Tonight he claimed I sprained his wrist when he made me cum. Quit your whining and MAN UP, SOLDIER. And women are supposedly the weaker sex? What kind of rose-colored crap is that shit?

This is why one guy isn’t enough for me.

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