How Hard Is It To Kill The Fucking Bunny? I’M ALREADY PLAYING DEAD.

This morning at work I checked my phone and saw that I had received a text message. Normally they’re from The Marine, so I was very surprised to see Sexy Venezuelan’s name instead.

Could not get to phone last time you called, and not called back cuz it was not best time to talk, hope things are good.

I texted back ok cool, thanks for letting me know. Talk to you later.

I was delighted that Sexy Venezuelan had texted. So he’s not being a squirrelly ass after all! Yay for crawling his way out of the gutter. [Applause]

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