You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out

Call me a dirty whore, but I love it when a guy cums on my face. I think there is nothing hotter or more animal than a guy hovering above me with a hard cock about to shoot his load. When he cums on my face I lick it all up, and if any goes on my tits I rub it all over my skin. I’ve been that way since I gave my first blowjob at fifteen.

As Jazz Man made clear, not many girls feel that way. Last week he gave me a very long and impassioned speech on how much he has wanted to cum on a girl’s face, but has rarely been accommodated. I politely waited for him to finish talking (the poor guy obviously needed to vent), and then I said, “I’ll do my very best to make up for what you’ve been missing out on.”

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Ask Me Again After I Catch Up On Sleep

Dating again is awesome. Dating two guys at the same time is double awesome. Writing about dating two guys is exhausting. After a Saturday filled with helping some friends move, a crawfish boil with The Marine, a friend’s dinner party, and naked time with Jazz Man, I spent nearly all of Sunday sleeping.

Not that I am complaining. Oh no no no. I am basking in the awesomeness of it all. Just, um, come back tomorrow after I’m done basking in the exhaustion. Until then, I have a date with my bed. It has been feeling neglected lately.

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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.

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