A Blind Date That’s Only Half Blind

For a while now Handsome Twosome has been saying he has a friend he wants me to meet–someone who could become my own special friend. Today I called up Handsome Twosome and politely demanded that we go on that long over-due blind date. I was very proud of myself for not screaming into the phone IT’S BEEN NEARLY SEVEN MONTHS. MY VIRGINITY IS GROWING BACK.

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