I Knew Marriage Was Contagious

Another person I know just got engaged. Since all my friends are married or engaged, the irony has expanded to include coworkers. Actually, he’s not even a real coworker. He was the SUMMER INTERN. The freaking summer intern hasn’t finished college yet and he’s engaged. And you know what? I believe that they will live happily ever after. I met the intern and his now-fiancee at an office party and they were as cute as a box of babies. Yada yada, yay for them.

I JUST WANT TO GET LAID.

Okay, that was kind of irrelevant. I don’t care. If I’m going to be the cheese who stands alone I’d at least like the promise of some really hot guy eating me with a nice glass of wine.