The Triad Wants A Double-Serving Of That
Today a male coworker and I went out for hamburgers at lunch. It’s a pretty hardcore hamburger place–not a salad in sight–which means that the male to female ratio works in my favor. This is a Triad post, which is my brain vs. The Pussy vs. me. See previous Triad posts here, introduction here. The following started when my coworker and I were standing in line to order.
my brain: Bacon or cheese, bacon or cheese? Bacon AND cheese.
The Pussy: Do you see all the cute guys in this place? MY GOD. How do my tits look?
my brain: Super, now shut the hell up and look at the menu.
The Pussy: Yes yes, but do they look fantittyfuckingtastic?
my brain: If we order double bacon on the hamburger, will that shut you up?
The Pussy: Not in the slightest. Maybe I should drop my purse so I could bend over?
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