too smart and too horny for her own good
Today I received a phone call from my friend Sweetie Pie. After making plans to hang out on Friday, she said “I have something to tell you.” Since she sounded way too happy for it to be an oh shit I’m pregnant situation, I asked “oh my god, are you engaged!?”
She said yes. She squealed. I squealed. Then my heart sank and I thought to myself, I’m the last one. All my friends are now married or engaged. All of them.
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I'm Vix, a 27 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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