What Do You Mean Being Tired And Pissy Won’t Get Me Laid?
How is it possible that one’s life can be bursting at the seams and yet also as boring as a box of paper clips? As much as it pains me to go six months without sex (it may embarrass me, but it sure as hell seems to infuriate my readers), there is more to blame for this than my general surliness and continued sex-boycott against idiots (”boycock”? oh god, this isn’t good. when the stupid word games go into overdrive that means I’m fucked. or not fucked. which is double lame and therefore double not fucked.)
