too smart and too horny for her own good
Yesterday afternoon I went to a friend’s wedding. Yesterday morning I went shopping for the perfect wedding present. What to buy for a friend who is Catholic-girl conservative and yet has enough twinkle in her eye to be friends with the likes of me?
A vibrator, of course. Who needs another crock pot when there are so many more fun things to plug in? Dtthb dtthb dttttttthb!
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I'm Vix, a 29 year-old Texan with 18 years of private education and 3 degrees. I'm trying to make a living as a sex/humor writer and entrepreneur. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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