A Card For That Not So Special Someone
In honor of National Singles Awareness Day, I have made a card that can be printed and given to your person of choice. Although it is directed at ex-boyfriends [aHEM, Matthew–this is for 1998], it works equally well for anyone who is so sadly drowning in his own douchebaggery that he doesn’t understand why he is still single. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that the pet name for his penis is “your royal hotness,” or that he thinks the g-spot is an urban myth, or that he likes to give himself the double-guns and a wink in the mirror before leaving the restroom.
