You Know You Need To Get Laid When
- With great horror you realize that you could grow a huge icky fly-eating mole right on the middle of your stomach and it would have absolutely no impact on your sex life.
- The old man at work who calls you “Lady Longlegs” is beginning to not look so bad. Maybe even a little cute in a hairy-eared gremlin kind of way.
- You catch yourself singing “Little Lady Awesomepants” to the tune of “London Bridges Falling Down.”
