If I Were An Oscar Mayer Wiener Then I’d Really Have Something To Blog About
Since I feel guilty for not providing any giggles lately, here are links to some old posts:
Keep Your Happy Memories Away From My Soft Drink
Three-Quarters Out The Office Door
Look At Me Look At Me oh shit THEY’RE LOOKING AT ME!
and one of my all-time favorite posts
*if you want to know what inspired the random title of this post: for whatever bizarre reason, this song has been stuck in my head for the last hour. Hmph. I don’t need to be an Oscar Mayer wiener for everyone to be in love with me, silly boy. I can just take off my clothes instead.
