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Ding Dong The Witch Is Gone

It’s official. Good Witch/Evil Bitch is moving to another department. One that is allll the way on the other side of the building, far beyond the reach of my hissing.

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I Think I Broke My Clitoris

It was another one of those nights when all my plans for productivity go out the window because I masturbated for two and a half hours instead. Damn it all to Oklahoma, I was supposed to study tonight and instead I think I broke my clitoris.

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I'm Vix, a 27 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.

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