Fanbloodyfuckingtastic
I had to spend all morning with Good Witch/Evil Bitch and Idiot Boss, followed by a forty-five minute car ride with a coworker who spent the entire time telling me I need to stop being a pushover and doing my boss’s work for her (but I’m not doing it for her, I’m doing it so we don’t need her), everyone around me is getting pregnant (aaaugggh, I’m Catholic! going preggers is contagious!! get away from me!!) which includes my cousin who knocked up his new girlfriend and apparently that was enough to get my father to email and fish around for news of boyfriends and/or tiny illegitimate embryos (not that my father would enjoy hearing me say “don’t worry Dad, to get pregnant SOMEONE HAS TO FUCK ME FIRST”), I have to study crap that I wouldn’t use to wipe my ass, the Dow Jones went up 300 fucking points today (NO fuckhole, go down. DOWN. I’m not done buying stocks at their 52-week low! DAMNIT), and to top it off I’m bleeding from the crotch.
