Waking Up Next To Hairy Man-Ass
The other night I watched the movie Knocked Up. After the lovely Katherine Heigl sleeps with Fugly Dude, she wakes up in the morning to his pale fat ass in her bed. [See video clip here, bare ass at 0:30.]
Yeah. I know that hairy man-ass moment all too well.
There have been many hairy man-asses in my day. This was why I stopped bringing guys back to my place. Nothing sighs casual sex like finding a freakishly long pubic hair on the bar of soap in your shower. I trim. Ain’t no way that shit is mine. Who does it belong to? Mr. Harry Man-Ass.
