Why Can’t My Parents Sleep In The Car?

My family is coming into town this weekend and they have the nerve to be STAYING IN MY APARTMENT OVERNIGHT. All four of them. Because no one wants to spend $150 on a hotel room, and the friends my parents stayed with last time are out of town. That is one full-size bed, one couch, five people, two dogs, and one huge bottle of tequila.

Oh bloody hell. Here we go again.